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Reblogged from Vice Magazine January 21st, 2014 at 11:31 am 6,845 notes
Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Not Safe for Humans
There has been lots of talk on the internet lately about Haribo sugarfree gummy bears and how they make you make shit like a madman. According to these detailed Amazon reviews, just a handful of the bears can cause an immediate evacuation of the gastrointestinal tract. There are 53 pages of reviews on Amazon, each one topping the last with a story of gummy-fueled diarrhea nightmares. “Gastric exorcism at 30,000 feet,” a reviewer named I Like Cheese wrote. “Don’t use the bathroom on a Delta flight. That stench is from me, seven years ago.”
I’m no avid Amazon shopper or reader of online reviews, but I’ve scanned my share and have never seen anything close to the kind of in-depth reporting that’s found on the Haribo sugarfree gummy bear Amazon reviews page. The metaphors are akin to something the poet John Donne would have written with after a particularly stinging shit.
"Gastric exorcism?" "Liquid razorblades?" I wasn’t buying it. This whole thing seemed like a stupid internet hoax—an excuse for people to pen elaborate fictions about their somewhat irregular but ultimately harmless gummy bear-induced shits. The reporter in me knew what had to be done. I bought a few pounds of the day-glo bears at a candy store in Manhattan and found myself in the VICE offices late last Saturday night, shoving handfuls in my mouth, determined to find out the truth.
Are you always mentioning things? Gross! Stop mentioning things and start mentioning blogs.
Just type @ and a username when you’re writing a post and we’ll let that user know that you mentioned them. They will be thrilled by this.
Blogs. Finally something worth mentioning.
Awesome! About time.Reblogged from staff January 14th, 2014 at 4:28 pm 16,682 notes
We’ve already had sex twice in the last two hours and I’ll be honest and say that it’s been some of the best we’ve ever had. I came for the first time during sex tonight and let me just say WOW.
And now three more rounds this morning. Five times in the first 12 hours of me being here, it’s a record. I’m glad to have a sex life again.Reblogged from ajoyousend January 10th, 2014 at 2:39 pm 9 notes #tmi #Sex #NSFW #personal